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          别惹老婆,她们都是家里的南霸天

          更新时间: 2017-01-14 阅读:

            1、晚上,老婆在看电视,老公在和同事打电话。

            临挂机时,老公说了句:“还是选小三吧!

            老婆脸上的黑线就下来了,问:“你很喜欢小三吗?”

            “嗯,小三看着顺眼”

            老婆一个巴掌甩过来,把老公逐出了家门。

            老公坐在门外捂着脸,委屈地说:“排版选个字号,我惹着谁了……”

            2、老婆当着我的面跟她闺蜜谈的话:

            老婆:我跟我们家那位从不吵架,他知道我对的时候自己就乖乖的闭嘴了。

            老婆闺蜜:那如果是他对,你怎么办?

            老婆:问题是他从来就没对过!

            3、又把老婆惹毛了,道歉了也没用,她气呼呼地在家里转圈:“哼!我要去买个贵的东西!”

            我一听,有转机!花钱消灾呗!

            马上说:“好!我陪你去买!

            然后我们一起去了小商品市场买了个搓衣板回来……

            4、“儿子,你怎么蹲在门口不进屋?”

            “我今天考了倒数第一,老妈说这次再考倒数第一,就让我跪搓衣板!

            “儿子,别怕,进去吧,你妈不是那种人!

            “我不敢。老爸你喝酒了?你太坏了,知道家里就一个搓衣板让我先进去,哼!薄 

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